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Sorry that I’ve been effectively dead for the last week or so. Finals. New job. Something involving a spray-painted bicycle and a “crappy Chinese phone.” 

Anyway, I’ll try to update soon. 

Stay excellent. 

8 months ago with notes (1)  



(406): Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon, and I feel no shame in admitting that girl is me.

(406): Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon, and I feel no shame in admitting that girl is me.

8 months ago with notes (35)  



(315): We spent the entire night making pillow forts and having sword fights. I think I’m in love.

(315): We spent the entire night making pillow forts and having sword fights. I think I’m in love.

8 months ago with notes (40)  



(773): Why didn’t you say something constructive like “stop chugging that vodka”?

(773): Why didn’t you say something constructive like “stop chugging that vodka”?

8 months ago with notes (23)  



(343): Can we make sure camping doesn’t turn into a forest orgy?
(1-343): last year was UNREAL

(343): Can we make sure camping doesn’t turn into a forest orgy?

(1-343): last year was UNREAL

8 months ago with notes (30)  



(508): oh god I’ve lost the ability to distinguish between ‘star trek’ and ‘the future’

(508): oh god I’ve lost the ability to distinguish between ‘star trek’ and ‘the future’

8 months ago with notes (14)  



(207): I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project

(207): I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project

8 months ago with notes (45)  



(407): You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I’m not that kind of friend.

(407): You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I’m not that kind of friend.

8 months ago with notes (30)  



(727): You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest. 

(727): You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest. 

8 months ago with notes (4)  



(859): Did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring?

(859): Did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring?

8 months ago with notes (5)  



ALH