Sorry that I’ve been effectively dead for the last week or so. Finals. New job. Something involving a spray-painted bicycle and a “crappy Chinese phone.”
Anyway, I’ll try to update soon.
(406): Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon, and I feel no shame in admitting that girl is me.
(315): We spent the entire night making pillow forts and having sword fights. I think I’m in love.
(773): Why didn’t you say something constructive like “stop chugging that vodka”?
(343): Can we make sure camping doesn’t turn into a forest orgy?
(1-343): last year was UNREAL
(508): oh god I’ve lost the ability to distinguish between ‘star trek’ and ‘the future’
(207): I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
(407): You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I’m not that kind of friend.
(727): You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
(859): Did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring?